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Buttercup meets SDK

Buttercup

SDK always wanted to do a lot of things in life. It’s a matter of great accomplishment, pride and honour.  On the fateful day, Buttercup met SDK and got to know more about him and his misadventures. In this exclusive interview SDK shares with us, what it takes to be the greatest. SDK always talks in third person which adds an aura to his personality. SDK needs no introduction, but Buttercup does. Remember, SDK is your true hero; (feeling insecure).

Buttercup: What is your idea of the perfect vacation?
SDK: A long drive into the woods, away from all the hustle bustle of the city. Maybe with someone special. Spend some quality time, and have some fun.

B: Who is this special one?

S: His  neighborhood dog, quite a bitch she is.

B: What’s your idea of fun there?
S: Walk around naked in the jungles and answer mating calls.

B: One thing you would do before you die
S: Watch Love Story 2050.

B: What your weight SDK?
S: He is light as a tint little dry fart.

B: What was your first date like?
S: he had shifted to a non descript town after nine months.

B: What did you like in your first crush?
S: She was the world to him. Sweet and very pretty. But SDK soon broke up with her, because she failed him in the math quiz. Once her husband also caught SDK with her. But with super duper powers both on and off the bed, he did manage to come first in math class later the same year.

B: Urrrm…who is SDK’s super hero?
S: The hero from ‘petticoat mein wispot.’.

B: Does SDK emulate him in anyway?
S: He does wear the petticoat at times.

B:  SDK..You like bubble bath or soap?
S: SDK would surely like the bubble bath with buttercup.

B:  SDK….what is the capital of Belgium?
S: it’s the same place SDK takes dog-shit on the pavement as just another challenge on his daily walks.

B: SDK….do you think women try hard to look pretty?
S: He doesn’t think you take too much effort do you?

B: SDK..  lollypop or chocolate?
S: Depends, which one are you giving him for free.

B: Why do you think people study in life?
S: To read the life and times of SDK

B: What can you do! Look at me- I can fly :D
S: He can waddle around like a duck and make weird noises from all parts of my body.

B: SDK…what kinda chick would you date?
S: Tandoori chicks

B: SDK…what is in those magazines u hiding in that corner? (grin)
S: Want to read some of them with SDK?

B: SDK…what is a hotseat? Why do they call it that?
S: its got a lot to do with uncontrolled bowel movements, mostly they arise when a heat source is attached to one’s bottom. The heat quickly emanates upwards into one’s intestines. The hot seat many a times results in a piping load of shit.

B: SDK…why do boys stare at girls?
S: my friend has to say this about it: IF A BOY DOSNT STARE GIRL THAT MEANS HE IS HAVING GENATICAL PROBLEM. GIRLS ARE ALWAYS AN ATTRACTION POINT BECAUSE OF THAT THE GOD HAS CREATED THEM.
AND WHAT YOU SEE FIRST IS DEPENDS ON WHAT U THINK WHAT FEELINGS U HAVE TOWARDS GIRLS AS PER THAT U WILL SEE ANY GIRL. (His public statement, here )

B: SDK… what scares you?
S: the thought of government banning beer in public places.

B: SDK, which shampoo do u use?
S: Johnsons and Johnsons baby shampoo.

B: My arms feel dry? Do u have moisturizer?
S: No, but you could scratch his naturally moisturized armpits.

B: diet coke or plain coke?
S: SDK is a complan boy.

B: SDK…do you think my eyes are too big? :(
S: Oh! SDK thought you had two heads. Smirk. Uh..OH!

Socko!

next episode: How SDK got a black eye.

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Super Duper Kid – Part II

As promised. Super Duper Kid, and all that he once did!

Teddy Toilet

SDK once…

…shook hands with the girl who had just asked him out. Hopefully, it was very turning on for her.

…danced like a duck and won the first prize. Others were dancing like dodos.

…got caught in school making out by his Hindi teacher. His dad scolded him for getting caught.

…was once referred to as ‘Chacha Chowdary’. His brain was far superior to the computer.

…once ate three chickens and was shitting eggs. He then got to eat 12 more chicks.

…became bald, and offered paid tabla experience to friends. He made 204 bucks.

…dressed up like a nurse, in a costume competition; and still lost it. Someone else had dressed up like a monkey. Apparently it was more entertaining.

…almost married a girl online at the age of 13. He has never used the same ID ever again on any network.

…once managed to smuggle himself into a bar at the age of 16. He was later thrown out but offered a free beer for all the trouble. He tried it again, only to be shown the dishes in the kitchen.

…once ate a bottle of glue. He could not shit for a week, and finally used a suction pump.

…vowed he’ll never ever have sex.

… wanted to become an auto driver. They always got lucky with hotties in movies.

…once farted in class. The class was quarantined for a week, and his diet was changed with consultation with his class teacher, and general public.

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Super Duper Kid, Part I

Ladies and gentlemen! Presenting, the adventures of the super-duper kid, the then alter ego of mild mannered Vinni. I crack myself up when I remember all the things I did when I was a kid. When you are young, the funny thing is, you really don’t even give a damn because you know your folks will bail you out.

Misadventure 1

I always wondered what this tiny little thing was that used to be sticking out between my legs. I was around 3 years old then, and one day with great difficulty I climbed the table by stacking up some boxes and made a make-shift ladder and got hold of a knife. Just when I was getting rid of the stupid little wart, my mom was like “Vinniiiiiiiiii! And then I was ceremoniously escorted back to my room and given a teddy to play with. It was also my first sex education class, when I was told how important the wart was to make more Vinni’s in the future.

Misadventure 2

Then there was this other time when we were in Bombay, and dad had recently introduced me to the great bird called the chicken. My brother used to get it, from somewhere. Somewhere. I once asked him where he used to get it from. He said, he used to go all the way to Delhi. I was awe struck! He took two hours to reach Delhi and back and those tasty little birds in various shapes. He even conned me into giving the leg pieces for all the hard work. In fact for all the hard work he used to do then, I still give him the leg pieces.

Misadventure 3

I used to love jam as a kid. Finishing a bottle of jam a day, was the usual day of some hyperactivity and some loopy moments. It used to be bliss. Then one day my brother broke the sad news to me, eating jam caused ‘Jamosis’. In this very common condition, mostly suffered by kids of my age, the body becomes a lump of red mass. You lose the shape of the body, become like Pappu who seemed to have a bad case of Jamosis. I still think twice before having that jam with my bread.

Misadventure 4

One fateful day, the maid servant asked for some tea after a hard day’s work. Under strict instructions, I was not allowed to work the gas stove. The only other option was the microwave. So I took some milk, some sugar (10 spoon fulls) and then finally tea powder. Mixed it up, wondering why the tea powder was refusing to mix. I was still wondering why the whole concoction was so thick. Maybe, that’s how the experts made it. I put it into the microwave and voila! Fresh creamy tea served in 5 minutes. She did not turn up the next week and I think she also asked for a pay hike.

More adventures of the Super Duper Kid, only on Life in 360!

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