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13 Ways to Survive an MBA Program

The second helping for would be managers who failed to heed the previous post’s advice. Now learn how to survive the MBA program in 13 ways, easy enough for a monkey to follow.

The 11 Point MBA Check List

An Army of hopefuls each year, and only a handful with reason enough to do one. For those getting into the vicious circle of B-schools, fake rankings, bad professors and highly inflated salaries.

Human Billboards

Human Billboards, the next cheapest thing after water.

Irritation With A Vengeance

Irritating people come in all shapes and sizes; random people who ask you random questions at random places. Absent-minded and omnipresent, they keep doing stupid things and irritate you. From elevators to movie-theaters, aur bus stops se le kar local trains tak, they are found everywhere. Wherever you go, their network follows! Well, enough is [...]

Riding with the BOSS

I am not a big bike lover. But the first bike that I owned way back in college was the Shogun. I rode it three years before which my brother used to ride it. The engine ceased one fine day and the bore had to be replaced with one from Samurai, its poorer cousin. I [...]

Tribute to Gascoin Man

This post is a tribute to the greatest urban legend, Gascoin man. I was talking to Rohan the other day and we were reliving all our school memories. Gascoin man, was something we created who used to spread joy with his farts and noxious burps. The crazy things we did to please our very own [...]

What i could use….

A lot of dreams we have are very relevant to what we say during the course of the day, the people we meet, and the incidents that leave an impression. As a sales guy, there is a lot of pressure I face each day, and live another day to talk about it. Last night’s dream [...]

Out of Office

One of our friends from work has this really irritating habit of putting Out of office responders, even if it’s just for two hours. Haris and I decided to put a stop to this nonsense. Here’s how we did it. Me: Hey, How was the weekend for all of you? Vinni E-SHIT-A: Hi. Thanks for [...]

MBCW

I did mention Mushy B**ch Consultant Writing - but i intended this one to be Mills & Boons Consultant Writing. While Vinni@13 was busy having a 6 month romance, BCW@13 had only theoretical knowledge - having read all the Mills & Boons Romances in this world, probably more… At significantly older than 13, I surprise [...]

11 Simple rules of the house

Rule 1: There is a designated smoking area. Rule 2: The floor is wet at times.The red cone shows where it is. Rule 3: We have business tie ups. Rule 4: Listen to the bartender   Rule 5: Service policy Rule 6: Please don’t pollute the air. Rule 7: You can only pose here for [...]

Buttercup meets SDK

SDK always wanted to do a lot of things in life. It’s a matter of great accomplishment, pride and honour.  On the fateful day, Buttercup met SDK and got to know more about him and his misadventures. In this exclusive interview SDK shares with us, what it takes to be the greatest. SDK always talks [...]

Super Duper Kid – Part II

As promised. Super Duper Kid, and all that he once did! SDK once… …shook hands with the girl who had just asked him out. Hopefully, it was very turning on for her. …danced like a duck and won the first prize. Others were dancing like dodos. …got caught in school making out by his Hindi [...]

The 4 Cs of Consulting – Part I

It may not be the McKinsey way of consulting, but it’s definitely worked for me. Here goes…the first C! CYA (Cover Your A**): This is in fact a universal principle to be followed by any human being working for any other human being, since the nature of the beast is to find someone to blame, [...]

Super Duper Kid, Part I

Ladies and gentlemen! Presenting, the adventures of the super-duper kid, the then alter ego of mild mannered Vinni. I crack myself up when I remember all the things I did when I was a kid. When you are young, the funny thing is, you really don’t even give a damn because you know your folks [...]

Inventions

These are one hundred percent original. Feel free to forward this to your friends. Alcohol: “Damn! I am so thirsty, and there is no water. Let me just drink the old sugarcane juice lying around somewhere”. Milk: “This weird thing under the cow’s belly let me try pulling at it, just for fun. Just to [...]

Angel Strikes Back!

This might seem an act of revenge coming from a 23 year old that has some authority on this subject matter and hence I will go ahead with it. These are personal observations along with some universal facts. Please do not think I am feminist, I am just trying to kick a&* of an MCP! [...]

Why women like men

These might seem very bull, very very bull coming from a 23 year old who has no authority on this subject matter but I’ll go ahead anyway. These are just personal observations, and do not involve any kind of research whatsoever. Please don’t think I am sexist, I am just trying to be a male [...]

Friends and “Friends”

  We all have a set of friends and “friends”. Initially it’s a challenge to tell apart “friends” from friends. However, if we let life decide for us, it actually turns out to be a painful process. Something like going through a rough patch. A nerve wrecking experience at times!!! Feeling anguished, cheated and hmmmm [...]

A to Z of India

The Gateway Of India A for Aamchi Mumbai. A city that never sleeps. A city that has grown from Bombay to Mumbai, the financial capital of india not only is the fastest but also the city of dreams. The land of Bollywood (Indian cinema). Aamchi Mumbai translates to ‘Our Mumbai’, B for Butter Chicken. Chicken [...]

Why I want to work in Hyderabad

Its time to choose our final destinations to work. I say Hyderabad. Why? I am bored of Bangalore Its the best place for chicken biryani Good mutton Cheap houses A place called ‘Bawarchi’ End of assignment. Now discuss.

I am depressed

I was eating some chicken biryani in the afternoon today. My friend told me that the population of chicken is more than of humans! I mean really??? I was checking the internet for right stats because i refused to believe it. All my hard work had actually gone waste! These are the dismal figures guys: [...]

How I became an Engineer

I am pretty honest. I have no clue how it happened. I think i might have got away with stuff like this.

Weird shit in my Life

I have a fake license. I eat more chicken than all of town put together I broke up with the prettiest woman I have ever seen My pants are turning loose The insurance for my bike expired My wallet is always empty I am not feeling tense lately. I ran out of Deo. I have [...]

Chicken at Home

Discovered an easy way to make chicken at home. hardly needs any effort and the results are very pleasing. So, to make chicken at home you’ll need Chicken (whole pieces) (You can make 1kg in the microwave at a time) Chicken Masala (4 tea spoons for a kg) Curd (200 gms) Red Chilli Powder (3 [...]

Calvin has a haircut

Its not that I am running out of ideas on what to post. I was reading Calvin after some time. Calvin has a haircut, and guess who cuts it for him. Hobbes! This, my friends is one of the most wicked comic strips I have come across. Notice the haircut? I will never forget the [...]

Writing an assignment at SIBM

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your laptop. 2. Log onto MSN/Yahoo/Gtalk (be sure to go on away!). Check your email. 3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it. 4. Walk down to NCC to pick some fags, to help u concentrate [...]

Wanted Dead or Alive

Some of Superstar’s ’starrrry’ scenes

Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, the great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. In one of the [...]

Long live Superstar!

The BOSS We recently saw the special screening of Sivaji. Boy, was it fun! Special screening at E-square, one day before release and there were some 20 of us. The high points of the movie…lol! Mom and Dad: What have you been doing in US?SuperStar: Naa Software System Architect!Translated: I am a software system architect! [...]

An open letter to Subway Inc.


 

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