Fact 1: The ‘B’ word isn’t quite what it used to be. It has now been glorified to represent the unique mean streak commonly found in the female species, which causes the said species to feel sarcastic, smirky and generally superior. It also causes new words (like smirky) to be created.

Fact 2: Consulting is a profession where people have no respect for you but still expect you to give sensible advice; they will not know what the question is but they will want the answers; they will give you so little information that you have no choice but to give it back to them as an 8-page note complete with charts, graphs and tables.

When 1 meets 2, you get a deadly combination, popularly called BCW. In other words, BCW is a mean b*tch, consultant by profession and will be writing here, thanks to a certain chicken-loving code-writing sales guy.

As any self-respecting consultant worth his / her MBA would, BCW has the following terms of reference:

  1. BCW is a single word and shall not be split into 3C1 or 3C2 combinations at any point in time
  2. PJs on consultants will be taken seriously and frowned upon. Comment-writers are advised to stick to politicians and cops
  3. Topics that will NOT be covered include rock music, downloadable software, smoking / drinking, girls / women and………CHICKEN (har-har)

THE BCW is here

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  1. #1 by Dipti on April 1st, 2009

    hilarious !!

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