What i could use….

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A lot of dreams we have are very relevant to what we say during the course of the day, the people we meet, and the incidents that leave an impression. As a sales guy, there is a lot of pressure I face each day, and live another day to talk about it.

Last night’s dream was just a culmination of all the things I was going through. I don’t remember it fully, but here goes the course of events that do seem bizarre but this is what a sales guy goes through, day in and day out.

Sniper

I strode into the huge building in the afternoon. The customer had wanted to buy some exotic hardware and I had barged in when he clearly showed no interest in what we were selling. I don’t quite remember the discussion we had at this juncture, but I do remember chasing down the customer with a gun.

Soon we were running in open fields, and I took a sniper shot at him from the top of a tree. I grinned with a lot of self satisfaction. It was probably what he deserved. I walked to the site of the kill, and picked up the deer. Yes, a deer. And I don’t quite remember any disappointment with the fact that customer I killed happened to be deer. Given a chance, I would shoot all my customers like deer with a magnum!

I walked back into office and my parents were waiting for me. So while my dad was giving me sales gyaan, I was trying to make some quotes and sipping some tea; which is when my mom remarked, why I was drinking blood! BLOOD????!!!! I looked into my glass, and after much deliberation I think I concluded it was my customer’s blood. I might have drunk it with relish but I was driving a truck now.

Apparently, I had a delivery to be made, that had been delayed by more than a month. So while I was driving across a heavily crowded New York City, I was also checking my mail with my steering wheel. I had no clue; one could type using a steering wheel.

Steering

I woke up at 11 today. I was feeling weirdly satisfied. The thought of hunting down a customer and feasting on his blood and having successfully sent mails from the truck with the steering wheel; both of which a sales guy could really use!

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6 Responses to “What i could use….”

  1. Prats says:

    Wow that was some dream…
    But I heard this thing about sales, your customer is like a hen, she gives you eggs regularly you keep pampering the hen and make money through the sale of eggs and when the hen stops laying the eggs…. its time to slit the throat and enjoy the F**King Tangdi kebabs :-)

    Btw the image is awesome…I want that wheel for my car too.. :-D

  2. Megha says:

    hehe! It seems like your brain was venting some steam there! Drinking blood…are you sure you weren’t drinking some sort of blood soup (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_soup)
    or black pudding(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_pudding)

  3. Sachin Sawant says:

    LOLz!!!! nice dream…:P

  4. Angelism says:

    Eeeeewwwww … that was SOMETHING!!! …

  5. vinni says:

    LOL! megha! i really dont remember if it was bloog soup! :)
    and angel, u have no idea how good it would taste!

  6. velusamy says:

    First of all Cute Picture of a cat with sniper :) The the description of killing a deer customer sounded good when read with a max payne tone of voice. Weird dream though..


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