Super Duper Kid – Part II

As promised. Super Duper Kid, and all that he once did!

Teddy Toilet

SDK once…

…shook hands with the girl who had just asked him out. Hopefully, it was very turning on for her.

…danced like a duck and won the first prize. Others were dancing like dodos.

…got caught in school making out by his Hindi teacher. His dad scolded him for getting caught.

…was once referred to as ‘Chacha Chowdary’. His brain was far superior to the computer.

…once ate three chickens and was shitting eggs. He then got to eat 12 more chicks.

…became bald, and offered paid tabla experience to friends. He made 204 bucks.

…dressed up like a nurse, in a costume competition; and still lost it. Someone else had dressed up like a monkey. Apparently it was more entertaining.

…almost married a girl online at the age of 13. He has never used the same ID ever again on any network.

…once managed to smuggle himself into a bar at the age of 16. He was later thrown out but offered a free beer for all the trouble. He tried it again, only to be shown the dishes in the kitchen.

…once ate a bottle of glue. He could not shit for a week, and finally used a suction pump.

…vowed he’ll never ever have sex.

… wanted to become an auto driver. They always got lucky with hotties in movies.

…once farted in class. The class was quarantined for a week, and his diet was changed with consultation with his class teacher, and general public.

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  1. #1 by vinni on October 16th, 2008

    more adventures of SDK, coming your way soon!

  2. #2 by shailesh mishra on October 17th, 2008

    After months of practicing e-Yoga I had to the patience of trying to hit your site regularly until rewarded. And it’s a Fine one too…

    Well I wonder what the Super Duper Oldies’ do??

    Hilarious… and well filed under nonsense. i thought that category belonged to me.. Oh wait… Crap belongs to me.

  3. #3 by Pooja.Brahmi.Mazumder on October 22nd, 2008

    Your Super Duper Kid seems very hard to handle!

  4. #4 by barath on November 1st, 2008

    Hey Kiddo!!! you were really a super dooper!!! Married someone online @ 13, God… Must be dad n mom had all frustrating fun bringing u up!!!
    good read buddy!! ROTFL>>>>>>>

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