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These are one hundred percent original. Feel free to forward this to your friends.

Alcohol:

“Damn! I am so thirsty, and there is no water. Let me just drink the old sugarcane juice lying around somewhere”.

Milk:

“This weird thing under the cow’s belly let me try pulling at it, just for fun. Just to see what happens”.

Chicken:

“Gee, this bird on two legs looks like something I can eat”.

Tobacco:

“This leaf looks funny, lemme see what happens if I burn it. And perhaps even roll it up and put it in my mouth. Maybe it might look good on me”.

Pregnancy:

Woman: “God! I want to do away with all the trouble and just lay an egg”.
God: “Lazy woman! From now on, you will lay an egg but will carry it for nine months!”

Sex:

“What’s this thing hanging between my legs, maybe I can poke it into her. That looks like some space it could use”

Mythology:

“Hey this is something I know! Maybe I’ll write it on this leaf, so my future generations can suffer the plight of going through it”.

Hygiene:

“My ass stinks after I take this brown colored load off me. Let me try wiping it and then washing it off with this transparent looking thing down the lake”.

Prostitution:

“Heck! A dick is a dick; I might as well make some money off it while it’s in”.

Education:

“I’ll make this place and call it a school and dump all the children in the village there. Then I can meticulously brainwash them to A-B-Cs. MUHAAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”.

Religion:

“Hey, he seems like an interesting character from what I read in the story. Let me imagine what he looks like, make a statue and worship him”.

Computer:

“Duh……I wonder what 1 + 1 could be.”

War:

“I need to spend some money, and perhaps raise some taxes. And I like his daughter. Another fine addition to my collection I say!”

:: Life in 360 ::

“Hmmmm. Now what is the best way spend some time in class while i am learning nothing”.

17 Responses to “Inventions”

  1. HarishNo Gravatar says:

    LMFAO!!!
    The prostitution man got me laffin till my belly ached!!!
    good one bro…

  2. PsNo Gravatar says:

    The prostituion one was really really good..Indeed Why not!! heh heh :-)

  3. PratsNo Gravatar says:

    Too Good…..

    My two cents on this….

    Ogling: Let me stare her towards the chest for a minute…She gave bad stares …Lets do it again.

  4. MeghaNo Gravatar says:

    and you did it again! that was hilarious!! The alcohol, tobacco and chicken in aprticular are so u!!! LOL :-) cheers vinni for making this a fun read!

  5. AshwinNo Gravatar says:

    Nice work, originality and humour at it’s primitive best!

  6. vinniNo Gravatar says:

    :) expect more from me! the old vinni is back! back with a bang, and back in my winning ways. wont let circumstances get the better of me! here to fight it out, what better way than humour!
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  7. BlackhatseoNo Gravatar says:

    Added. Nice work on this one. Btw, my blog is dofollow, stop by and grab a link. Walter

  8. awesome post….was in absolute splits…also did some free publicity by sendin ur blog link to a couple of my friends for a good laugh :)

  9. lassysNo Gravatar says:

    Uproariously funny stuff coming from the most idiotic chap (but endearingly so) I’ve known.
    Good going Vin!

  10. vinniNo Gravatar says:

    why not send it across to friends, you can do it right from my blog!
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  11. barathNo Gravatar says:

    ROTFL
    That was very hilarious!! esp the sex and the prostitution!!
    dropping here after a long time! glad to know that the old vinni is back

    KEEEPPPP ROCKING BRO!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. MeghanaNo Gravatar says:

    Hehehehehe. Nice.. very funny. Although I have a feeling that alcohol probably came out of barley or rice first. I could be wrong though.

  13. vinniNo Gravatar says:

    good to have you back on my blog meghana! i was almost missing you! :)
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  14. WHAT LUCK! I I came across this site on google. this is really great stuff! I have added your site to my faves. I will be back!


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